A while back now- maybe a month ago my son 5 years old, asked me why I had two bums….
what do you mean two bums- apparently my back fat has gotten a bit out of control- guess that’s where the extra 6 strudels a day have gone. Out of sight out of mind. Apparently not enough out of sight.
Today, let’s just say I’ve hopped (and probably broken) the lose weight band wagon- it’s come and gone and now I’ve taken the leap… without leaping- no one would want to see that.
I’m a big girl- I’ve had three kids, and uhm I probably still am carrying all three plus some- I love me some strudel, pizza, burgers, fries….. and oat chocolate milk- about a liters worth a day.
Here’s how I ended up on this wagon.
My lovely three year old saw me naked- kind of hard not to I can’t bath, eat or sleep alone.
The second she saw my double butts she turned to her 5 year old brother and said the following:
“OH MY GOD ELI, look at her BUTT – it’s like SOOOOOO BIG, it’s like OUT THERE.”
And he chimed in.
“It’s like TOTALLY OUT THERE.”
I weighed myself and the scale said error- three times. I’ve exceeded the weight limit. So there is that. But the professional grade one states that I am 99kg….. I’m suppose to be 59kg. Yikes.